PICK UP CHICKS ON THE BUS.

Found this in a text file on my computer at work. It's good advice.
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PICK UP CHICKS ON THE BUS.

The best way, is to pretend you are from a place not local! You can say you are checking out the city for the day, and wanted to know a cool club. Normally, you’d try to hit up with a girl on a Friday, because if she’s game, she’s probably going out on that day! If you are hitting up a chick on a weekday, what you want to do is talk about museums. You can say you are here to check out the arts.

How do you know when you meet the one..

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she wears her past like a pervert.

starving for space, aching for time, a mask watches all things.

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There was a red moon hanging in a blue-black sky.

A golden coin rolling on the velvet sheets.

She sang her songs on the missionary's roof.

In soft, supple tones, shining sweetly like the sea.

Bathing naked in the red lunar light.

Arms tied, hair pulled, legs spread.

On the missionary's roof.


The walls weep milk from tiny roving eyes.

he delivers bad news in the whitest of white lab coats.

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